These stories are about some of the things that happen to me...it's amazing how things can go so horribly wrong so fast. I'd like to think I was just an innocent participant. This is my life. The life of "road-kill". As in "All the common sense God gave road-kill". Enjoy, and yah, gloat a little...be glad you're not me.
The most recent disasters...er...experiences are listed first.
"Scamming the Scammer"
I had some fun with an e-mail scammer. He didn't play long, though. Oh, well...there will be others.
Things You Don't Want to Happen With Sticky Spider Traps
In a contest between my cat and my head, who do think would win?
The Turkey Shoot
"Here...hold my beer and watch THIS!"
The Osprey Attack
A little word of advice...do NOT whistle back at an osprey.
The Hornet
It messed with the wrong woman that day. I was more ticked off than it was...I win.
Why I Got Fired From Rowing the Drift Boat
Dang! Some people just have NO sense of humor. The worse it got, the funnier it got - to me, anyway.
I had some fun with an e-mail scammer. He didn't play long, though. Oh, well...there will be others.
Things You Don't Want to Happen With Sticky Spider Traps
In a contest between my cat and my head, who do think would win?
The Turkey Shoot
"Here...hold my beer and watch THIS!"
The Osprey Attack
A little word of advice...do NOT whistle back at an osprey.
The Hornet
It messed with the wrong woman that day. I was more ticked off than it was...I win.
Why I Got Fired From Rowing the Drift Boat
Dang! Some people just have NO sense of humor. The worse it got, the funnier it got - to me, anyway.
